Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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