just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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