I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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