Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
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