at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Randomize
