Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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