belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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