Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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