So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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