home. puking in laundry basket.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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