A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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