Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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