Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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