What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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