she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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