Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
