You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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