Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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