Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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