mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She announced her abortion via fbk
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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