why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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