i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
is this the sara with the beer cane?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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