Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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