Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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