im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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