You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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