Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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