I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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