maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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