I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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