He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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