on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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