He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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