I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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