party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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