You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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