if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I had to cum in my sink.
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