Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
