Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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