just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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