While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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