playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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