If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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