yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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