I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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