Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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