It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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