try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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