physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Come see our sink grown plant.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
