She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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