Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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