You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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